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V, the Despotic Quibbler

A Tale of Asphalt & Tables by Rookie Vee®

Magic TableThe story of how "Asphalt 8: Airborne" met the prowess of Microsoft Excel at Bethesda Row to the soothing sound of Wuthering Heights.

Welcome to the new home of the "Tale", a space where I share Excel files and other stuff related to the game Asphalt 8.

Asphalt ManiaIn this simple platform, you cannot add commments; if you want to contact Vee please use the link "Let me know" found below.

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Last entry: #3

#3 Posted @ 3/2/2019 6:05pm
An Excel file with R&D Data for the ZEUS - v4.1.0m.

Research & Development - ZEUS

You can find all the infor-mation for the Research & Develop-ment event of the Zeus Twelve Sigma EXCEPT the times for the Ultimate AI's, which I am not able to learn in advance.

It seems Gameloft made the event a little easier, or if not easier, simpler, because it has 50 tests, instead of the usual 60 for a top Class S vehicle, and it has "only" 71 minimum keys required (Centenario required at least 121 keys!).

But also we have less time to complete the event.

#2 Posted @ 2/15/2019 10:23am
An Excel file with Mastery Data for all vehicles - v4.1.0m.

MP Reward Points Calculator

You can find all rewards for all vehicles. I also kept the information from the previous version to facilitate comparison between the old and the new but basically the new rewards follow a strict pattern: challenge #4 has always a box (Specialist or Champion); #8 has always an engine box (3 or 5 cards); #12 has all available licenses; and #15 has tokens (50 or 100).

The total number of licenses in the game was raised from 7,793 to 10,289. Older players like me will never get the new licenses. GL never stops to amaze me with their stupidity.

Note: TVR Sagaris SE is missing from the Summary sheet, so the total number of licenses is actually 10,329. I will fix the sheet at a later time.

#1 Posted @ 1/29/2019 2:18pm
An Excel file to calculate MP Points with a few extra info.

MP Reward Points Calculator

To the left, if you enter the starting date of the MP season, you will know what will be the global bonus for each day.

Then you have a simple list of all rewards you can get in an MP season.

Next, a table to calculate how many reward points you can make in a series of races if you keep risking and always reaching the same position (side picture). Choose the user values for your current league, global bonus and eventual use of favorite vehicle.

Microsoft Excel

You'll find no more A8-related Excel files from this point on.
Just some rambling stuff that has some meaning to me.

Gameloft Asphalt 8

Asphalt 8 songs suck! So I listen to my own. smiley
This one was written in 1957. Five years later, I would be born!
Enjoy a special edit of Wild is the Wind, Bowie at the Beeb.

Another special edit: Absolute Beginners, Bowie at the Beeb.
The best live version of this song combined with the awesome saxophone solo only found in the studio version.

I am aware that many players despise boosting in MP but for me it is something else, a different game inside A8 unrelated to skills. It has to do with systematization and perseverance.
If not taken so seriously, it can even be therapeutic.

Rookie Vee's MP team, The V!-Team, joined forces with Marcos and Rubem to reach 5,000 rating points in the season Winter Wonder of Jan' 18, a unique achievement unrivaled to this day.

Come back later, please.